And then another million to earn $10,000

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I’m a firm believer in the positive power of delusion.


“Salad or fries?”

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It ain’t as easy as ‘follow your bliss’.

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If you aren’t having fun becoming enlightened, you won’t ever be enlightened.


He lets you think you’re smarter than him.

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Jumancha, CC BY-SA 4.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0>, via Wikimedia Commons

If Joe can appeal to me as well as my cousins back in Louisiana, then that’s a damn miracle. I can forgive a few faults.


Memory isn’t a talent, it’s a skill.

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All we have is what we remember.


Most of what needs to be said can never be said with words.

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Relationships are everything

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Be them on different days for the best results

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  1. Dreamers
  2. Typists
  3. Showmen


Perhaps it’s time to head back down the mountain

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Photo: Aaron Lee/Unsplash


Stop thinking and start living.

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“All that philosophy is ruining your life more than anything, bro,” he told me.

He Was Right

About

Taylor Foreman

Writer. Comedian. Storyteller. Somehow getting paid for make-‘em-ups. I help people tell their stories. taylorforeman.com

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